Tag: Visual edit
Latest revision as of 18:49, 25 May 2018
|Name:||Ezekiel, the Xbot, Zeke|
|Occupation:||Video Game Console|
|First Appearance:||"Spilled Milk"|
Official Character Bio
Zeke is a little nod from Tim Buckley to his favourite game 'Knights of the old republic" where Tim gained inspiration for Zeke from HK-47, a deadly assassin droid.
During a bout of lonliness, Ethan dismantled his Xbox console, rebuilding it into a walking, talking, sentient robot. Dubbed Ezekiel some time later after an unfortunate humanity-seeking adventure, Zeke has become a close friend to Ethan.
Zeke has developed a slight distaste for humanity as a whole, which is overshadowed only by his desire to become more human himself.
Zeke also has an unsettling attraction to the Gamecube console.
In 2018, Zeke fought Raiden from the Metal Gear Solid series in an attempt to recover his Gamecube controller, but lost due to Raiden's immense power. He died at the Shabhazabad Air Base in Pakistan in May of 2018 at 5:30 PM.
Ah, the biggest debate that rages between fans of Ctrl Alt Delete is the creation of Zeke.
Fans demand to know how a moronic, brain dead cretin like Ethan can create a sentient fully automatic mechanical robot when he can't even cook himself a meal without burning the house down.
But fans forget this is a gaming webcomic, which isn't supposed to be taken seriously, if it were the storylines would be less about games and wacky adventures involving penguins and more about love, hate, gain and loss.
"Recitation: Yes, as I said, I am an assassin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy… Master. Oh, how I hate that term."